All 128 squares
Every card is 12 from the first list, 12 from the second, and one free space.
Probably happening
Plausible. Some of these are already in progress.
- AWS us-east-1 goes down
- Cloudflare outage breaks the web
- Apple drops another port
- Google kills another product
- Microsoft renames Copilot again
- Nvidia sets market cap record
- Startup rebrands as 'AI lab'
- Another 'year of Linux desktop'
- Rust rewrite announced
- Meta launches another headset
- Robotaxi launch delayed again
- OpenAI model names get weirder
- Keynote demo fails live
- Viral cloud bill horror story
- Layoffs blamed on AI efficiency
- Unicorn takes a down round
- EU fines Apple again
- Copilot price hike
- Someone rewrites it in Go
- React adds feature nobody asked for
- Python 2 found in production
- Log4j-style CVE panic
- VC declares 'AI winter' on X
- Sam Altman tweets cryptically
- Elon promises FSD 'next year'
- Crypto exchange gets hacked
- Bitcoin hits new all-time high
- Slack goes down on a Monday
- Someone says 'agentic workflows'
- 'We're hiring' post after layoffs
- Apple Intelligence delayed again
- Anthropic ships during Google I/O
- Free tier quietly removed
- Chrome delays cookie death again
- Windows update breaks printers
- AI startup acquihired by big tech
- 'Just getting started' in keynote
- Return-to-office memo leaks
- Nvidia keynote runs two hours
- WordPress drama continues
- Reddit sells more data to AI
- Vercel raises prices
- New AI wearable flops
- 'We take security seriously' email
- Docker changes licensing again
- Startup pivots to defense tech
- AI-generated ad gets backlash
- 'Gemini' said 100 times at I/O
- Meta stops saying 'metaverse'
- Node.js release nobody upgrades to
- Someone says 'AI-native'
- CEO says 'vibe coding'
- Investor asks about moat
- Kubernetes for a side project
- New JS framework this week
- Someone ships on Friday
- Conference Wi-Fi dies
- Can everyone see my screen?
- Demo breaks after one small tweak
- Server bill 10x overnight
- Founder posts 'stealth no more'
- NPM supply chain attack
- Tim Cook succession rumor resurfaces
- John Ternus named next Apple CEO
- Siri revamp slips to 2027
- Mac mini button still underneath
- Apple calls it 'the best iPhone yet'
Absolutely not happening
Unless it does, in which case we told you so.
- Linus Torvalds apologizes politely
- Zuckerberg deletes Facebook
- Cloud bill comes in under budget
- Elon ships on time
- AWS pricing fits on one screen
- Developers say they love Jira
- Internet Explorer returns as AI
- GPT-6 asks for a union
- Apple releases a USB hub
- Google keeps a product alive
- Bezos becomes a scrum master
- Meta admits metaverse was a bit
- Nvidia GPUs in stock at MSRP
- JavaScript gets a real int type
- VC funds a profitable company
- Standup ends early
- Kubernetes explained in one line
- Sam Altman takes a vacation
- Oracle open-sources everything
- Crypto bro admits it's a casino
- Windows ships without telemetry
- AI writes honest postmortem
- Tim Cook drops iPhone on stage
- DHH endorses TypeScript
- Left-pad maintainer knighted
- Python removes GIL, nothing breaks
- Recruiter reads your resume
- Stack Overflow question not closed
- Excel gains sentience
- Siri understands you first try
- COBOL rewritten over a weekend
- Nadella launches Clippy Pro
- Optimus files for unemployment
- Alexa unionizes
- Datacenter runs on hamster wheels
- Emacs and Vim merge
- Bitcoin adds customer support
- Google I/O held inside a Waymo
- Meeting replaced by an email
- Pager silent for a whole quarter
- CEO admits he doesn't get AI
- Regex works on first try
- Marc Andreessen writes short post
- Ellison buys another island
- Slack DND actually works
- Windows drops the Copilot key
- Duolingo owl runs for Senate
- Docs finished before launch
- Y Combinator funds a bakery
- ChatGPT admits it doesn't know
- Shopify buys Tailwind
- DHH goes back to macOS
- X renames back to Twitter
- Oracle becomes cool again
- PM writes the docs
- AI quits over low pay
- Siri sues OpenAI for defamation
- Craig Federighi's hair goes gray
- Apple buys OpenAI, renames it iAI
- iPhone Air floats away
- Apple admits Siri was an intern