All 250 squares

Every card is 12 from the first list, 12 from the second, and one free space.

Probably happening

Plausible. Some of these are already in progress.

AWS us-east-1 goes down
Cloudflare outage breaks the web
Apple drops another port
Google kills another product
Microsoft renames Copilot again
Nvidia sets market cap record
Startup rebrands as 'AI lab'
Another 'year of Linux desktop'
Rust rewrite announced
Meta launches another headset
Robotaxi launch delayed again
OpenAI model names get weirder
Keynote demo fails live
Viral cloud bill horror story
Layoffs blamed on AI efficiency
Unicorn takes a down round
EU fines Apple again
Copilot price hike
Someone rewrites it in Go
React adds feature nobody asked for
Python 2 found in production
Log4j-style CVE panic
VC declares 'AI winter' on X
Sam Altman tweets cryptically
Elon promises FSD 'next year'
Crypto exchange gets hacked
Bitcoin hits new all-time high
Slack goes down on a Monday
Someone says 'agentic workflows'
'We're hiring' post after layoffs
Apple Intelligence delayed again
Anthropic ships during Google I/O
Free tier quietly removed
Chrome delays cookie death again
Windows update breaks printers
AI startup acquihired by big tech
'Just getting started' in keynote
Return-to-office memo leaks
Nvidia keynote runs two hours
WordPress drama continues
Reddit sells more data to AI
Vercel raises prices
New AI wearable flops
'We take security seriously' email
Docker changes licensing again
Startup pivots to defense tech
AI-generated ad gets backlash
'Gemini' said 100 times at I/O
Meta stops saying 'metaverse'
Node.js release nobody upgrades to
Someone says 'AI-native'
CEO says 'vibe coding'
Investor asks about moat
Kubernetes for a side project
New JS framework this week
Someone ships on Friday
Conference Wi-Fi dies
Can everyone see my screen?
Demo breaks after one small tweak
Server bill 10x overnight
Founder posts 'stealth no more'
NPM supply chain attack
Tim Cook succession rumor resurfaces
John Ternus named next Apple CEO
Siri revamp slips to 2027
Mac mini button still underneath
Apple calls it 'the best iPhone yet'
'Awe dropping' becomes a meme
Base iPhone finally gets 120Hz
iPhone Air ships eSIM only
Someone says 'thinnest iPhone ever'
Apple Watch flags hypertension
AirPods translation demo stalls
Crossbody strap sells out
iPhone Plus quietly retired
Reviews call Pro upgrade 'iterative'
Scratchgate hits iPhone 17 Pro
iOS 26 battery complaints trend
Vapor chamber gets its own slide
A19 Pro 'fastest chip ever' again
Apple Store lines return
HomePod no-show at event
MagSafe battery for Air costs $99
Prices unchanged despite tariffs
Selfie cam gets a standing ovation
Foldable iPhone leak same week
Preorders crash Apple Store app
Analyst downgrades Apple post-event
AirPods now track heart rate
'Only Apple can do this' onstage
TechWoven case replaces FineWoven
DHH demos Omarchy on stage
Someone says 'one-person framework'
Rails 9 announced in keynote
Kamal demo waits on Wi-Fi
Solid Queue replaces Sidekiq talk
37signals cloud exit slide again
Hotwire Native app demo lags
Tobi Lütke surprise appearance
RubyGems governance drama flares
Ruby 4 YJIT benchmark slide
Speaker dunks on microservices
'Merchants of complexity' quoted
Hallway track debates Sorbet
Rails Foundation adds sponsor
Talk titled 'Boring is good'
Fizzy gets a live demo
No-build pipeline hot take
Someone asks about Ractors
Claude writes a Rails migration live
DHH tweets from the stage
Lightning talk runs long
Ruby Central booth awkward
GitHub Copilot sponsors coffee
N+1 query found in the badge app
DHH quotes scripture on stage
r/programming melts down over Rails
Rust-powered Rails gem announced
DHH hints at stepping back
'Last Rails World' rumor spreads
Mechanical bull at the afterparty
Hacker News thread hits 500 comments
Talk compares Rails to a parable
DHH blog post drops mid-keynote
Rails 9 ships with Rust parser
Next Rails World city announced
Afterparty injury trends on X

Absolutely not happening

Unless it does, in which case we told you so.

Linus Torvalds apologizes politely
Zuckerberg deletes Facebook
Cloud bill comes in under budget
Elon ships on time
AWS pricing fits on one screen
Developers say they love Jira
Internet Explorer returns as AI
GPT-6 asks for a union
Apple releases a USB hub
Google keeps a product alive
Bezos becomes a scrum master
Meta admits metaverse was a bit
Nvidia GPUs in stock at MSRP
JavaScript gets a real int type
VC funds a profitable company
Standup ends early
Kubernetes explained in one line
Sam Altman takes a vacation
Oracle open-sources everything
Crypto bro admits it's a casino
Windows ships without telemetry
AI writes honest postmortem
Tim Cook drops iPhone on stage
DHH endorses TypeScript
Left-pad maintainer knighted
Python removes GIL, nothing breaks
Recruiter reads your resume
Stack Overflow question not closed
Excel gains sentience
Siri understands you first try
COBOL rewritten over a weekend
Nadella launches Clippy Pro
Optimus files for unemployment
Alexa unionizes
Datacenter runs on hamster wheels
Emacs and Vim merge
Bitcoin adds customer support
Google I/O held inside a Waymo
Meeting replaced by an email
Pager silent for a whole quarter
CEO admits he doesn't get AI
Regex works on first try
Marc Andreessen writes short post
Ellison buys another island
Slack DND actually works
Windows drops the Copilot key
Duolingo owl runs for Senate
Docs finished before launch
Y Combinator funds a bakery
ChatGPT admits it doesn't know
Shopify buys Tailwind
DHH goes back to macOS
X renames back to Twitter
Oracle becomes cool again
PM writes the docs
AI quits over low pay
Siri sues OpenAI for defamation
Craig Federighi's hair goes gray
Apple buys OpenAI, renames it iAI
iPhone Air floats away
Apple admits Siri was an intern
iPhone Air used as a bookmark
Cosmic Orange named Pantone color
Apple Watch diagnoses your startup
iPhone Air lost in a stack of paper
Camera plateau used as a coaster
Crossbody strap wins Fashion Week
Apple sells vapor chamber separately
Apple ships Ceramic Shield glasses
Ultra 3 texts Elon via satellite
eSIM gains physical form
Apple un-announces the iPhone Air
Apple Park finally takes off
iPhone 17 Pro Max Air Ultra ships
Camera Control now just calls Siri
Sleep score gives Cook an F
Orange iPhone visible from space
AirPods translate dog barks
Apple charges for the color orange
Apple returns the headphone jack
iPhone Air comes with a paperweight
'One more thing' is a tote bag
N1 chip fixes conference Wi-Fi
DHH keynotes from a Le Mans car
Keynote streamed via Turbo Stream
Kamal deploys the venue
Sidekiq shows up uninvited
Matz declares Ruby finished
Rails 9 removes the database
Omarchy installed on badge scanners
Rack middleware serves lunch
Hotwire Native runs the coffee cart
Ruby gets static types, riots
ActiveRecord gains free will
Basecamp buys AWS
Shopify ships checkout in Django
Turbolinks apology tour
Rails Foundation buys Amsterdam
Attendee tattoos 'rails new'
DHH praises Kubernetes
Solid Cache remembers your name
Ruby out-benchmarks Rust
Zeitwerk autoloads the audience
Minitest vs RSpec settled by duel
Rails World renamed 'ONCE World'
Every talk is by DHH
Gemfile.lock printed as keynote
Sinatra headlines Rails World
DHH admits he likes JavaScript
Badge QR code is a Ruby one-liner
DHH reads Genesis, calls it a README
Reddit bans Ruby as a word
Rails rewritten in Rust overnight
DHH retires to race full time
Rails World replaced by a group chat
Bull deploys itself with Kamal
Broken leg fixed with a migration
Ten commandments of Rails read aloud
Reddit mods rewrite site in Rails
Borrow checker added to Ruby
Bull survives, keynote doesn't
DHH's final commit is a psalm
Matz rides the bull, ships Ruby 5

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